Smoked Pineapple (Loot Sisters #18)

A frantic herd of glitter-skinned men in saffron-yellow towels emerges from Akheron’s, with no goblins in sight.

“Damn,” the nun sighs. She torques the round black stone on her ear with enough force you think she’ll break it, then smacks the sword against her shoulder. “I’m going in!”

“Is that wise?” Felicia.

“No, but patience is not my virtue.”

“We’ll go with you,” I say.

A squad of water elementals arrives to fight the growing fire, and we merge in their wake, entering the open building one by one. I smell smoke, seared pineapple, and the unmistakable stink of goblin.


The 18th installment of Loot Sisters, my dungeon crawler story. Written for The Prediction. This week’s challenge words were saffron, torque, and merge.

Previous episodes in order include Dungeon Crawl (1), A Matter of Trust (2), Thank You, Erd (3), Questing for Quests (4), To Hunt for Loot (5), Divining a Direction (6), It’s Safer to Rent a Unicorn (7), Thirsty (8), Weaponized Coffee (9), A Casual Distraction (10), Pity Pudding (11), The Risk of Letting Things Go (12), By Curse or Fire (13), Some Like it Hot (14), In Pursuit of Violence (15), Tough Luck (16), and Blame It On the Nun (17)

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