The Virtue sisters are horrible, and you didn’t hear it from me. No, you probably heard it from every person this side of Thorson Street.
Temperance, a red-haired she-demon, threw a chair through Miss Maloney’s sitting room window. Honest to God, if there were an industry for overblown acknowledgments, Temperance Virtue would be top brass.
And Patience, that blue-eyed banshee once stabbed Penelope Thatch with a knitting needle because she was taking too long to hand her string.
Oh, the stories I could tell you, but it’ll have to wait because Kindness is headed over and I’m outta here.